Robert E. Howard's Conan

It's weird. I never liked Conan as a kid. I thought it was low-brow, beneath my tastes, even then. But now...I'm a legitimate Conan fan. I've rediscovered the child I never was. I'm twenty-seven years old and only now does it make sense to me: I think every man has at least a part of him that wants to be Conan. He's the embodiment of every misanthropic idea you've ever had, shunning civilization while stealing all its women. Here's my tribute to Howard:

Rob's Conan

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You should pick up Robert E. Howard's original stories or Dark Horse's current comic run if you are still not convinced. Can't vouch for those movies though.