Pretty much the only place to start (unless you are a massive Ninja Turtles fan) is with the beginning of Bear Quest.

It might be self-explanatory, but Bear Quest follows the 8-bit adventures of a killer bear (who happens to be one-eyed and blue) through an absurd video game. Down below, you’ve got the game. Up top is “What’s Really Happening.” Or, what this seemingly innocent game would be like if it were rendered more realistically. You’ll get the hang of it quickly I’m sure.

These Save Game and Load Game buttons are totally useful. Press Save Game to bookmark your progress (it makes a cookie). Then, when you press Load Game it’ll take you right back to your saved page! This will work anywhere on the site!